Dear next boy, here's what you need to know
1. I'm fucking crazy
And I blame it on PMS cause y'a know, that's how crazy bitches do.
2. I watch keeping up with the Kadarshians
And you'll fucking know about how Scott didn't wanted a third kid.
3. I'm fat
I try to lose weight but if I want a McFlurry once a month because I'm lactose intolerant lol, I'm gonna eat it in your fucking face while you're discouraged, looking at me and hiding the balance.
4. Hollywood Undead will break your ears
I can pay you some hearphones but I also play a lot of Demi Lovato (and you better know that it's been eight years I have a crush on Joe Jonas)
5. I'm a perfectionnist
I ain't but everything has to be.
6. My dog is my priority
If you hurt my dog, you'll be begging for your own life. Any hurting of your own animal will result in me thinking you're a fucking asshole and if you say well it's just a cat I'll cut your nuts.
7. You can spy on my phone but if you break it it's 600$
Well, you can ask to spy and if I say yes you can, anyway it's locked with my finger print cause I hate people touching my belongings.
8. I don't dress good
If I think leggings are the way to go, they are.
9. But I put 100 layers of fucking makeup
If you bother asking if I need a 10th concealer, the answer is yes. Also, don't fear me without makeup; I'm the same piece of shit but with 500$ less of value lmao and if you see me baking my undereyes; yes it's perfectly normal and no I won't go out like that.
10. Y'a know what I hate to eat?
Spicy food, tomatoes (don't mind in spaghetti sauce), and better kill myself that tasting mustard... if not, I have a blog dedicaded to poutine that will soon be moved over this one... I'm just lazy.
11. Ya better be clean as fuck
I shower once a day and if your teeth look like some forgot to brush them since your birth and if I can smell you miles apart; sorry boiii.
12. I'm rude most of the time
Like on this article.
13. I'm cheap as fuck
And if you're too shy for yo bitch to have coupons, have a wonderful seat in the car and wait while I save 50% of our groceries; you'll thank me later when I'll spend that other 50% in stupid shit.
14. I always make references that don't make sense
Shame on you for not going on Youtube enough.
15. I have a Rockstar Games Collection
And breaking GTA I might be resolved by breaking your neck.
(yes it's not complete I'm working on it)
16. I'm anxious as fuck if you're a careless driver
Had two accidents on MY SIDE, my door, in 2016 so I squeak every time you're about to make a car crash.
17. I'm untilled
So yup, never seen Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars so bitch be prepared cause I might ask a shitload of questions; plus, I don't have general knowledge sooo.
18. I'll be offended if you try to hide the fact that you watch porn;
assume for fuck sake and move yo ass so we watch
19. I'm sick but not in the cool type of way
20. I also watch Orange is the New Black
21. I knit
enough embarrassing stuff has been said today
22. The real love of my life is my best friend
and y'all better get along
23. If we have sex/ talk and you're on your phone, you'll fucking know what you did
Phones are great but try the real life dlc.
24. Ramdam is life
25. I do Youtube videos
26. I give stupid gifts
Go shawty, it's your birthday.
27. My blog is like my damn child
(that is until i have a child)
28. I'll be scared af about your health
So every abuse of drugs and alcohol will involve me being secretly anxious about you (and your liver)
29. If the MNMA show ever comes on air, be prepaired to be ashamed
And there's nothing I hate more than how I look on this picture sooo.
30. I sleep too much
No dose of apo-modafinil will be enough to justify that I'll probably sleep during the way home after a long road trip, and on your side while you watch your favorite series.
31. BONUS I probably haven't say half the stuff but these are guards; I'm somewhat pleasant and funny.
And I blame it on PMS cause y'a know, that's how crazy bitches do.
2. I watch keeping up with the Kadarshians
And you'll fucking know about how Scott didn't wanted a third kid.
3. I'm fat
I try to lose weight but if I want a McFlurry once a month because I'm lactose intolerant lol, I'm gonna eat it in your fucking face while you're discouraged, looking at me and hiding the balance.
4. Hollywood Undead will break your ears
I can pay you some hearphones but I also play a lot of Demi Lovato (and you better know that it's been eight years I have a crush on Joe Jonas)
5. I'm a perfectionnist
I ain't but everything has to be.
6. My dog is my priority
If you hurt my dog, you'll be begging for your own life. Any hurting of your own animal will result in me thinking you're a fucking asshole and if you say well it's just a cat I'll cut your nuts.
7. You can spy on my phone but if you break it it's 600$
Well, you can ask to spy and if I say yes you can, anyway it's locked with my finger print cause I hate people touching my belongings.
8. I don't dress good
If I think leggings are the way to go, they are.
9. But I put 100 layers of fucking makeup
If you bother asking if I need a 10th concealer, the answer is yes. Also, don't fear me without makeup; I'm the same piece of shit but with 500$ less of value lmao and if you see me baking my undereyes; yes it's perfectly normal and no I won't go out like that.
10. Y'a know what I hate to eat?
Spicy food, tomatoes (don't mind in spaghetti sauce), and better kill myself that tasting mustard... if not, I have a blog dedicaded to poutine that will soon be moved over this one... I'm just lazy.
11. Ya better be clean as fuck
I shower once a day and if your teeth look like some forgot to brush them since your birth and if I can smell you miles apart; sorry boiii.
12. I'm rude most of the time
Like on this article.
13. I'm cheap as fuck
And if you're too shy for yo bitch to have coupons, have a wonderful seat in the car and wait while I save 50% of our groceries; you'll thank me later when I'll spend that other 50% in stupid shit.
14. I always make references that don't make sense
Shame on you for not going on Youtube enough.
15. I have a Rockstar Games Collection
And breaking GTA I might be resolved by breaking your neck.
(yes it's not complete I'm working on it)
16. I'm anxious as fuck if you're a careless driver
Had two accidents on MY SIDE, my door, in 2016 so I squeak every time you're about to make a car crash.
17. I'm untilled
So yup, never seen Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars so bitch be prepared cause I might ask a shitload of questions; plus, I don't have general knowledge sooo.
18. I'll be offended if you try to hide the fact that you watch porn;
assume for fuck sake and move yo ass so we watch
19. I'm sick but not in the cool type of way
20. I also watch Orange is the New Black
21. I knit
enough embarrassing stuff has been said today
22. The real love of my life is my best friend
and y'all better get along
23. If we have sex/ talk and you're on your phone, you'll fucking know what you did
Phones are great but try the real life dlc.
24. Ramdam is life
25. I do Youtube videos
26. I give stupid gifts
Go shawty, it's your birthday.
27. My blog is like my damn child
(that is until i have a child)
28. I'll be scared af about your health
So every abuse of drugs and alcohol will involve me being secretly anxious about you (and your liver)
29. If the MNMA show ever comes on air, be prepaired to be ashamed
And there's nothing I hate more than how I look on this picture sooo.
30. I sleep too much
No dose of apo-modafinil will be enough to justify that I'll probably sleep during the way home after a long road trip, and on your side while you watch your favorite series.
31. BONUS I probably haven't say half the stuff but these are guards; I'm somewhat pleasant and funny.
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