296 questions plates sur... moi

When you are old, what do you think children will ask you to tell stories about?

My stupid ass stories only I find funny.

What animal would be cutest if scaled down to the size of a cat?

Elephants.

What inanimate object would be the most annoying if it played loud upbeat music while being used?

the tv... oh wait.

When did something start out badly for you but in the end, it was great?

my last relationship.

How would your country change if everyone, regardless of age, could vote?

I think they'd vote for the same person.

What are some red flags to watch out for in daily life?

Someone that has Tinder in their phone.

Where do you get your news?

The complete left section of the iPhone - too lazy to go elsewhere.

What movie can you watch over and over without ever getting tired of?

Rainman.

What’s wrong but sounds right?

Getting hit in the face while having sex.

What’s the most epic way you’ve seen someone quit or be fired?

not seen, but my father just like ''meh I don't like doing this''

If you couldn’t be convicted of any one type of crime, what criminal charge would you like to be immune to?

Drugs? I don't know.

What social stigma does society need to get over?

thinking saying nigga immediately makes you racist

What’s the most creative use of emojis you’ve ever seen?

blowjobs

What’s something that will always be in fashion, no matter how much time passes?

flat ironed hair

What actors or actresses play the same character in almost every movie or show they do?

les acteurs de ramdam

In the past people were buried with the items they would need in the afterlife, what would you want buried with you so you could use it in the afterlife?

my phone.

What’s the best / worst practical joke that you’ve played on someone or that was played on you?

saying you got something on your shirt and bumping the person in the face cause they a dumbass

Who do you go out of your way to be nice to?

guys I'm not interested in

Where do you get most of the decorations for your home?

Dollorama.

What food have you never eaten but would really like to try?

Bubble Tea.

What food is delicious but a pain to eat?

des huîtres

Who was your craziest / most interesting teacher

craziest a crazy bitch

most interesting - maternelle et 4ème année

What “old person” things do you do?

drink tea

go to sleep at 8 pm

complain

What was the last photo you took?

a picture of Shaq O'Neil on a TV ad to show my brother

Where are some unusual places you’ve been?

the psychiatric aisle

Which celebrity do you think is the most down to earth?

HU cause they ain't rich enough to be swept off their feet.

What would be the worst thing to hear as you are going under anesthesia before heart surgery?

not sure it's going to save her life

What’s the spiciest thing you’ve ever eaten?

What’s the most expensive thing you’ve broken?

iPad

What obstacles would be included in the World’s most amazing obstacle course?

fucking cats

What makes you roll your eyes every time you hear it?

you wear makeup, you're fake

What do you think you are much better at than you actually are?

makeup - I think I'm fly but then I realize I'm terrible

Should kidneys be able to be bought and sold?

depends who needs it

When was the last time you got to tell someone “I told you so.”?

when I went to fuck a guy that has a girlfriend

What would a world populated by clones of you be like?

dumbasses

What’s your cure for hiccups?

boire de l'eau le nez bouché

What invention doesn’t get a lot of love, but has greatly improved the world?

blackhead extractors

What’s something you really resent paying for?

electricity

Do you think that aliens exist?

aren't we aliens ourselves?

What are you currently worried about?

about ____ not liking me

What’s the most interesting building you’ve ever seen or been in?

a shopping center

What mythical creature do you wish actually existed?

nice men

What are your most important rules when going on a date?

honesty

How do you judge a person?

by their looks

If someone narrated your life, who would you want to be the narrator?

morgan freeman or joe santagato

What was the most unsettling film you’ve seen?

décadence

When was the last time you were snooping, and found something you wish you hadn’t?

seeing that my ex's friend CONGRATULATED him for dumping me

Which celebrity or band has the worst fan base?

Animes

What are you interested in that most people aren’t?

makeup

rockstar games

If you were given a PhD degree, but had no more knowledge of the subject of the degree besides what you have now, what degree would you want to be given to you?

picking

What smartphone feature would you actually be excited for a company to implement?

a fucking battery that lasts the day

What’s something people don’t worry about but really should?

the environnement

What movie quotes do you use on a regular basis?

I quote Youtubers all the time.

Do you think that children born today will have better or worse lives than their parents?

Worst economy but better phones.

What’s the funniest joke you know by heart?

kess ça fait un hibou dans un toaster?

HIBOUcane

you're welcome

When was the last time you felt you had a new lease on life?

when I had a super nice guy by my side

that left for another weird hoe

What’s the funniest actual name you’ve heard of someone having?

Sir Carter for Beyonce's son.

Which charity or charitable cause is most deserving of money?

Poverty.

What was cool when you were young but isn’t cool now?

2$ winnie the pooh

If you were moving to another country, but could only pack one carry-on sized bag, what would you pack?

soap and phone.

What’s the most ironic thing you’ve seen happen?

i spat in someone's face

If magic was real, what spell would you try to learn first?

how to know if he likes me LMAO cheezy

What goal do you think humanity is not focused enough on achieving?

saving the earth

What problem are you currently grappling with?

being alone

What game have you spent the most hours playing?

GTA IV

What’s the most comfortable bed or chair you’ve ever been in?

my dad's godmother's old chairs

What’s the hardest you’ve ever worked?

being unemployed is hard as is

What artist or band do you always recommend when someone asks for a music recommendation?

Hollywood Undead

If you could have an all-expenses paid trip to see any famous world monument, which monument would you choose?

La statue de la liberté

If animals could talk, which animal would be the most annoying?

Cats... and dogs.

What’s the most addicted to a game you’ve ever been?

Having COD as my main focus in life.

What’s the coldest you’ve ever been?

Crying in my old apartment wearing my winter coat + blankets.

Or we once had fleeces in our old once and same scenario with the Winter Coat LMAO.

What’s the most ridiculous thing you have bought?

a almost 100$ lash serum

What’s the funniest comedy skit you’ve seen?

anything Family Guy

What’s the most depressing meal you’ve eaten?

my first broken heart and eating pea soup - dear lord

What tips or tricks have you picked up from your job / jobs?

4020 is bananas

What outdoor activity haven’t you tried, but would like to?

going outside

What songs hit you with a wave of nostalgia every time you hear them?

Little things - One Direction

What’s the worst backhanded compliment you could give someone?

you're pretty - you don't look like yourself

What’s the most interesting documentary you’ve ever watched?

anything O.J. Simpson and Kardashian related

What was the last song you sung along to?

Nicki Minaj - Superbass

What app can you not believe someone hasn’t made yet?

an app to rate people i don't fucking know

When was the last time you face palmed?

seeing a guy that sends me kissy faces despite the fact that I don't give a fuck

If you were given five million dollars to open a small museum, what kind of museum would you create?

A videogame or makeup museum.

Which of your vices or bad habits would be the hardest to give up?

skin picking - even therapy doesn't work I'm desperateness 

What really needs to be modernized?

pens

When was the last time you slept more than nine hours?

do people really sleep that long?

How comfortable are you speaking in front of large groups of people?

comfortable as in shitting myself WHILE having a panic attack

What’s your worst example of procrastination?

asking a baby to do something instead of doing it

Who has zero filter between their brain and mouth?

my ex frequentation - ain't a bad thing, tho.

What was your most recent lie?

''i don't need money''

When was the last time you immediately regretted something you said?

that snap I sent to a dude - not a nude, but you know, saying I'd kiss you isn't smart.

What did you think was going to be amazing but turned out to be horrible?

going to St-Hyacinthe. Enough said.

What bit of trivia do you know that is very interesting but also very useless?

Jonas Brothers.

What’s the silliest thing you’ve seen someone get upset about?

People that get mad at the Kardashians.

What animal or plant do you think should be renamed?

Humans should be renamed shitbags.

What was the best thing that happened to you today?

My mom is going to take coffee with me soon.

What languages do you wish you could speak?

Allemand.
Die Shlampen is the only thing I know.

What’s the most pleasant sounding accent?

Americans not knowing how to speak French.

What’s something that everyone, absolutely everyone, in the entire world can agree on?

THAT IT AIN'T FUCKING FLAT

What country is the strangest?

USA.

What’s the funniest word in the English language?

Fuck.

Who do you wish you could get back into contact with?

Tristan Grégoire.

If people receive a purple heart for bravery, what would other color hearts represent?

Yellow - Nice invention 

Green - saving the earth

idk

What are some of the best vacations you’ve had?

Plattsburg, 2003-4 ish.

If there was a book of commandments for the modern world, what would some of the rules be?

Don't text while you're with people it's fucking rude.

What’s the craziest video you’ve ever seen?

Anal fisting - worse than 2G1C in my opinion. But yes, I've watched Two Girls One Cup.

What’s your “Back in my day, we…”?

had to play outside

If you could know the truth behind every conspiracy, but you would instantly die if you hinted that you knew the truth, would you want to know?

aliens or gouv

What animal would be the most terrifying if it could speak?

Lions.

What’s the worst hairstyle you’ve ever had?

Blonde.

What habit do you have now that you wish you started much earlier?

Smoking so I'd have an excuse not to stop? IDK.

If you were given one thousand acres of land that you didn’t need to pay taxes on but couldn’t sell, what would you do with it?

Build a house.

What about the opposite sex confuses you the most?

Why dick pics? Send me a picture of your face.

When was the last time you yelled at someone?

IDK.

What’s the opposite of a koala?

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

What kinds of things do you like to cook or are good at cooking?

Restaurant.

What life skills are rarely taught but extremely useful?

Love yo'self.

What movie universe would be the worst to live out your life in?

GOT

If you could hack into any one computer, which computer would you choose?

Couillard's

Who do you feel like you know even though you’ve never met them?

my crush

What’s the most ridiculous animal on the planet?

me

What’s the worst thing you’ve eaten out of politeness?

haitian spiced chicken

What’s the most historic thing that has happened in your lifetime?

doing TV reality  right after a hospital trip - YUP, DAYS AFTER

What happens in your country regularly that people in most countries would find strange or bizarre?

poutine

What has been blown way out of proportion?

feminism

When was a time you acted nonchalant but were going crazy inside?

when he told me he had a GF

What’s about to get much better?

certainly not the iPhone

What’s your funniest story involving a car?

seeing if rolling a joint works with blotting paper

What would be the click-bait titles of some popular movies?

HIS BRO IS RETARDED, WHAT HE DID TO HAVE HIS MONEY WILL LEAVE YOU IN TEARS

If you built a themed hotel, what would the theme be and what would the rooms look like?

Makeup or VideoGames once again

What scientific discovery would change the course of humanity overnight if it was discovered?

how to not die

Do you think that humans will ever be able to live together in harmony?

no

What would your perfect bar look like?

no people

What’s the grossest food that you just can’t get enough of?

McDonald's

What brand are you most loyal to?

Rockstar Games and McDonald's

What’s the most awkward thing that happens to you on a regular basis?

weirdos hitting on me and dick pics

If you had to disappear and start a whole new life, what would you want your new life to look like?

better

What movie or book do you know the most quotes from?

Camp Rock

What was one of the most interesting concerts you’ve been to?

Hollywood Undead

Where are you not welcome anymore?

my ex's

What do you think could be done to improve the media?

saying shit like it is

What’s the most recent show you’ve binge watched?

13 reasons why

What’s the worst movie trope?

anything that involves dying for someone is dumb

What’s a common experience for many people that you’ve never experienced?

death

What are some misconceptions about your hobby?

that I'm fake

What’s the smartest thing you’ve seen an animal do?

dogs that listen

What’s the most annoying noise?

gratter des napperons 3D

What’s your haunted house story?

living in one

What did you Google last?

trope definition

What’s the dumbest thing someone has argued with you about?

facts about my own life

If money and practicality weren’t a problem, what would be the most interesting way to get around town?

moving away

What’s the saddest scene in a movie or TV series?

Toy Story 3's ending

What’s the most frustrating product you own?

liquid liner

What inconsequential super power would you like to have?

regeneration

What qualities do all your friends have in common?

nasty humour

What odd smell do you really enjoy?

gas

What’s the coolest animal you’ve seen in the wild?

bear

What’s the best lesson you’ve learned from a work of fiction?

writing is important

What food do you crave most often?

McDonald's

Who in your life has the best / worst luck?

best - my bro

worst - me

What fashion trend makes you cringe or laugh every time you see it?

stupid brows

What’s your best story of you or someone else trying to be sneaky and failing miserably?

sex

Which apocalyptic dystopia do you think is most likely?

nuke

If you had a HUD that showed three stats about any person you looked at, what three stats would you want it to show?

honesty

interest towards me

mood

What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen a kid do?

my sis explaining to me how to put a diaper on

What’s your secret talent?

I'll be the Kim K to your Ray J on that D (that wasn't funny)

What’s the best way you or someone you know has gotten out of a ticket / trouble with the law?

crying

Tear gas makes people cry and laughing gas makes people giggle, what other kinds of gases do you wish existed?

honesty gas

What’s the most beautiful beach you’ve been to?

none

What’s the most anxiety inducing thing you do on a regular basis?

living

What’s something that everyone agrees we should change, but somehow it never changes?

l'environnement

What trend are you tired of?

les osti de sourcils laids

What’s incredibly cheap and you would pay way more for?

I'm poor so NOTHING.

What’s your grossest bug story?

eating a fried one

What company do you despise?

When the PDG is an ass.

When was the most inappropriate time you busted out in laughter?

during a minute of silence for someone's death

What would be an accurate tag line for each month?

misery of january

febuary ... fuck it

What’s the most overrated product out on the market?

a pet rock

What naps are the most satisfying?

none

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve found lying on the ground / side of the road?

porcupine

What’s the funniest TV show you’ve ever seen?

family guy

What’s the most embarrassing story from your childhood?

being bullied

What animal is the most majestic?

paon

What’s something that everyone knows is true, but we don’t like to admit it?

that ass licking is gross

What’s the weirdest text or email you’ve gotten?

anything that involves sex is weird

What always cheers you up when you think about it?

McDonald's

What sport could you play the longest in a televised game, without anyone discovering you aren’t a professional athlete?

bj

If you could talk to animals and they would understand you, but you couldn’t understand them, what would you do with that power?

telling them to shut the fuck up

What’s the most boring sport, and what would you do to make it more exciting?

fuck sports

What’s the creepiest tech out there?

localisation on Snapchat

Who did you use to look up to, but they screwed up and you lost faith in them?

sista

What’s fine in small numbers but terrifying in large numbers?

payments

Do you like things to be carefully planned or do you prefer to just go with the flow?

PLANNED

What animal would you most like to eat?

none

What fictional characters have you had a crush on over the years?

Joe Jonas lmaooo

What would the box with all your hopes and dreams inside look like?

empty

What was the worst shopping experience you’ve ever had?

being judged

What story you’ve heard has stayed with you and always disturbs you every time you think about it?

personnal

What was the most important appointment or deadline you missed?

final exam

If you could airdrop anything you want, worth two million dollars or less, anywhere you want, what would you airdrop and where would you airdrop it?

the money

If you lived in a virtual reality world of your own creation, what would it look like?

shit

What escalated very quickly?

my own self

What two things are terrible when separate but great when you put them together?

me and my best friend

What did you believe for way too long as a child?

that everyone was nice

What big event do you think will happen soon that most people aren’t expecting?

war

What still makes you cringe when you think back on it?

my life

What current trend makes no sense to you?

brows

If you owned a restaurant, what kind of food would it serve?

poutine

What’s the weirdest crush you’ve had?

on a wanna be though boiiii

What do a lot of people have very strong opinions about, even though they know very little about it?

politics

An epic feast is held in your honor, what’s on the table?

poutine

Who is the most manipulative person you’ve ever met?

ex friend...

Who is the most creative person you know?

ex frequentation

What’s the funniest pick up line you’ve heard?

I've heard you have big tits

What seemingly innocent question makes you think “It’s a trap!”?

what do you do in life

How ambitious are you?

none

What did you like / dislike about where you grew up?

Shithole

What elements of pop culture will be forever tied in your mind to your childhood?

Britney Bitch

What’s your good luck charm?

A note from my ex frequentation

What’s legal now, but probably won’t be in 25 years?

bullying? idk

Would you want the ability to hear the thoughts of people near you if you couldn’t turn the ability off?

idk

When was the last time you stayed up through the entire night?

high school

What’s something that people think makes them look cool, but actually has the opposite effect?

piercings

What’s the oldest thing you own?

my dad's godmother's chairs

What has someone borrowed but never given back?

my virginity

Where is the best place you’ve been for taking walks?

nature

What from the present will withstand the test of time?

phones addiction

Who in your life is the worst at using technology?

mother

What do you do when you hear something fall in the middle of the night while you are in bed?

worry

What outfit could you put together from clothes you own to get the most laughs?

culottes plein d'sang trouées et un chandail comique

What’s the most disgusting sounding word in the English language?

nourriture en fr

What was ruined because it became popular?

COD

What was the biggest realization you had about yourself?

that I'm piece of shit

What small change greatly improves a person’s appearance?

winged liner

What topic could you spend hours talking about?

makeup

What happens regularly that would horrify a person from 100 years ago?

sex

What do a lot of people hope will happen but is just not going to happen?

flying cars

What’s the weirdest thing that has happened to you while working at your job?

being asked for prostitution

What questions would you like to ask a time traveler from 200 years in the future?

how's the environnement

Which way should toilet paper hang, over or under?

over

What’s the most physically painful thing you’ve ever experienced?

a dick on hemorroids never seems nice until they put a camera in there

What’s the most rage inducing game you’ve ever played?

only raged once and it was at MW3

What’s the biggest overreaction you’ve ever seen?

my sister thinking I was trying to get her stupid ratchet ass BF

What awful movie do you love?

HSM & Camp Rock

What’s your best example of fake it till you make it?

acting

What were you completely certain of until you found out you were wrong?

that people were nice

What’s something commonly done that gets progressively weirder the more you think about it?

having animals trapped in our houses

What’s the cutest thing you can imagine? Something so cute it’s almost painful.

last guy I fucked was so cute I could die looking at his face

If you were given unlimited resources, how would you lure the worst of humanity into one stadium at the same time?

iPhone presentation

What do you think about when you hear the word “classy”?

Kardashian

What do you need help with most often?

makeup recommandations

What piece of “art” would you create if you had to pretend to be an artist and submit something to a gallery?

an abstract drawing

What do you do to make the world a better place?

soigner l'environnement

What’s the best and worst thing about the country you are from?

best - poutine

worse - le français pis les épais

What values are most important to you?

respect, family

What’s the best sandwich you’ve ever had?

subway

What’s the worst thing you ate from a fast food restaurant?

disgusting poutine apparently exists

What’s something that I don’t know?

that Lil Wayne's father died when he was 12

What profession doesn’t get enough credit or respect?

janitors

What memory of yours feels real but is most likely false?

oh shit

What’s your “and then it got worse” story?

my birth

What’s the most annoying thing about the social media platform you use most often?

people seeing my snaps but won,t fuckign answer

or i wanna hang, who's down - NOT YOU

If you were hired to show tourists what life is really like where you live, what would you show them / have them do?

Walmart

What would be the most unsettling thing to keep occasionally finding around your house?

makeup

What nicknames do you have for people in your life?

choune

What does the opposite sex do that you wish that you could do, but it’s not anatomically feasible or it’s socially frowned upon?

fuck

How much do you plan / prepare for the future?

I don't

What do you hate most and love most about your car?

the fact I don't have one

What weird potato chip flavor that doesn’t exist would you like to try?

Lays fucked up flavours creativity

What’s the silliest thing you’ve convinced someone of?

texting my ex pretenting to be a guy

How much do you think names affect the outcomes of people’s lives?

Eric's are assholes.

What product or service is way more expensive than it needs to be?

paying for fucking air

What’s the shadiest thing you’ve seen someone do?

Everything JStar's related

What was the last situation where some weird stuff went down and everyone acted like it was normal, and you weren’t sure if you were crazy or everyone around you was crazy?

seeing a baby on the floor

What did you eat so much of that now you hate it?

tacos

What are some of the dumbest lyrics you’ve heard in a song?

I LOVE CHINESE FOOD

Where’s the line between soup and cereal?

the amount of cereal

What do you think you do better than 90% of people?

l'étoile

What would be the worst food to be liquefied and drunk through a straw?

poutine

What’s the weirdest thing about modern life that people just accept as normal?

phone addiction

What’s the clumsiest thing you’ve done?

scratch a butthole

Think of a brand, now what would an honest slogan for that brand be?

Lancôme - L'Oréal and Maybelline's stuff, but more expensive for rich ass old ladies.

What’s something common from your childhood that will seem strange to future generations?

Barbie Dolls.

What’s quickly becoming obsolete?

house phones

Where is the most uncomfortable place you have ever slept?

the floor

What’s the most annoying animal you’ve encountered?

cat

In what situations, do you wish you could throw down a smoke bomb and disappear?

when my mom is being bitchy

When was the last time you were hopelessly lost?

LAVAL, few years ago

As a child, what did you think would be awesome about being an adult, but isn’t as awesome as you thought it would be?

being an adult

What current trend do you hope will go on for a long time?

stupid brows

What’s something that all your friends agree on?

that I'm impulsive

What’s your best story from a wedding?

during the wedding, we were talking about how shitty my sister was of a girlfriend

the kind of pictures I send my crush

(and I wonder why I'm single)