Ma vie c'est d'la marde

Chapter 4 The second morning of this new life I wake up, confused at not recognizing the ceiling I'm looking at. Still sleepy, I hear the voice of the mysterious man, making me realize that I slept at his place. - Hey, darling! he says, sounding proud. - Hey, man whose name I don't know. - Hum… Call me  Steve . - Okay… hi  Steve … - Yeah, hmm... I'm sorry for last night, I didn't want to.. - No, it's fine, like, if I didn't wanted to I could have said no and... - It's my fault, I'm older, should have been more careful. - How much older? - I'm 37. - 37 !? My reaction also surprised me, as much as his age; he was thirtheen years older than me. - Yeah, how old did you thought I was? - I don't know, I'm kind of younger... - Yeah, I know you must be like eighteen.... - Oh, no, I'm 24! But no, it's fine, I just don't know how I'm going to explain this to my boss that... - It's fine, if they invite you home and you accept, you ca...

Chapter 3 The begining of a unforgettable night I arrived to the bar at 18h55. There are other woman but I go the my pole as quick as possible, suddenly insecure of the whole thing. I can't even believe this is real, this situation as much as the fact that... I accepted doing this! The music begins; hey, I know that song, it's Bet that dance  from ApoloPeople , they had a lot of awards for that song and the video... Anyway, since I'm new at this, I try to do what everyone else around me is doing. The guy who struck me the other day is still there, but closer this time. I look at him, dancing as if he was the only one in the room. He throws me bills, looking at me. His smile makes me melt. I also only look at him... he is so hot... He makes me forget what I was doing, he was the only reason for my extravagant hip movements. After, he asked for a private dance. I looked at the boss, who nodded. It was something I totally did not think about! Was he a regular, here? Very uncom...

Click here for chapter 1 Chapter 2 The new one I drive and drive despite the pouring rain and dark sky and, out of nowhere, I see a huge neon sign who shows the worlds Sexy Ladyy . I never go to bars, especially since I've began this job, ESPECIALLY where I am, but I don't know, I really want to. I turn right before parking my car on the grainy driveway of this shabby bar. In order not to look too teacher-y, I flap down my sun-visor to look at myself in the mirror; I remove my bun, toussle my hair; I also remove my blouse to reveal my tight tank top; I now look like a 24 year old that wants to have FUN. Ready to enter, I go through. With no windows, it feels like entering another world! The music is very lourd; instantly, I feel at peace, it's fun! I go see the barman, tryna see where the stool and counter is despite the coloured lights. I am not very sure what to order, it's been so long since I've drank alcohol! - A shooter, please. - Aren't you too young? I t...

Hi, my name is  Selena Connara  and I'm a teacher in fourth grade of elementary school. I'm twenty-four years old and, like everyone else here, I grade papers and homework that were poorly written and I have a terrible bun on my head (lazyness obliges!). I always feel like I live a double live, because I'm serious during the day while, at night, I wish I could just let it loose like every one of my girlfriends who are still in collegue or university. My days are always the same; no new student, no fire alarm pulled, nothing. Sometimes, I tell myself that it should be different... and, one day, my life completly changed... Chapter 1 Today, it's the english exam. I already feel the students complaining at the thought of verbs but, honestly, in this beautiful day, I don't even mind. I understand them, I mean, I also was in their place, in this very school, a few years ago; it's only since september I'm in this scool and I'm very lucky that I immediately had...

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